Carlos Boozer

I'm pretty sure booze is not always on his mind or may be it is.

Chad Ocho Cinco

This is really his name. Formally known as Chad Johnson, he legally changed his name to Chad Ocho Cinco. I think he got hit too many times on the head.

Dick Lane

Is it just me but does his name sound like a hot gay club somewhere in San Francisco?

Dick Littlefield

A name with Dick and Little in it can't be good at all.

Dick Pole

This name is insanely perfect for a pornstar, period! I can see a featurette featuring Dick Pole & Peter North.

Dick Trickle

Being one of the winningest auto racers, I guess it made up for his name. I mean come on, Dick Trickle...

Doe Boyland

Okay, these two guys kissing each other isn't Doe Boyland. Doe Boyland was a professional baseball player for the MLB. He didn't have a successful career but with a name like that, I think he made Michael Jackson proud.

Gaylord Perry

You think it's a coincidence with a name like that he played for a baseball team in San Francisco? If you get my drift.

John David Booty

Now with this name, it can go two ways. Either people will think you're into piratey things or you like big butts and can not lie.

Johnny Dickshot

With a name Dickshot, he had no problem having kids; four daughters and one son.

Jung Bong

Cheech, Chong & Bong; the new three weedketeers!

Kim Yoo Suk

It's funny how your future is determined by your name. Due to his unfortunate name, fans often chant "you suck!" while he jumps.

Lucious Pusey

Now is that pronounced pu-sey or pussy? I go with the latter. He legally changed his name to Lucious Seymour, it's pretty evident why but is it reference to Seymour Butts?

Miroslav Satan

I don't know but something about this name has an evil ring to it. Don't you agree?

Nicky Butt

I can just imagine the commentator saying something like "Butt has the ball, Butt loses the ball and gets hit on the butt with the ball and falls down on the ground on his butt."

O.J. Mayo

He would be the perfect spokesperson for orange juice and mayonnaise advertisements!

Pete LaCock

LaCock, now that's a name that sticks in your head.

Prince Octopus Dzanie

This is a real name, I'm not joking. Octopus is an amateur boxer from Ghana who competed in the 2008 Olympics. And yes, that's an octopus crown only for the royalty.

Rudy Gay

Gay proved his critics and bullies wrong that even with a name like this, you can still become successful. But whatever you do, don't go to a gay bar or club.

Takeo Spikes

The long lost third brother of the Road Warriors! The Legion of Doom is now complete.