By: Nik Aberle
Video
games like Mario Brothers, Mortal Kombat, and Doom will go down in
history as some of the most influential video games of our time. These
immortal titles help establish and save video games to make them what
they are today. You would think that if someone tried to turn these
into a movie that it would be worth watching, however you would be
sorely mistaken.
These selections were based on
how popular the game was compared to how badly the movie did, as well
as how well it portrayed the story, characters, and events of the game.
Here is a list of the top 10 worst game to movie adaptations.
Disclaimer: The
opinions in this list are mine, and are not meant to offend anyone who
may hold these titles or their directors in very high regard.
10. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Now
the first installment of the MK movies did a great job of portraying
the game's storyline in an entertaining movie that hit the nail on the
head for VG adaptations. Christopher Lambert playing Raiden did a great
job of leading the Earth's fighter on the journey to save it from Shang
Tsung. The movie differed very little from the first MK games
storyline. When the second MK movie was released however it tried far
to hard to follow all the different storylines of the new MK games
coming out. In an attempt to incorporate MK2 and MK3 into the movie, it
eventually got over cluttered and overdid the characters, graphics, and
even the action. All in all it was a decent movie to sit down and
watch, but if you tried to follow the storyline closely with the games,
it all fell apart and made the movie just another martial arts movie
with a weird storyline.
9. Double Dragon

Always
a classic arcade game for anyone to play. I myself have found a few
emulators just so I could play this classic arcade game again. You play
as Billy and Jimmy Lee, two martial artists fighting crime in a corrupt
city. All around just a really fun beat em up arcade game that you can
easily waste a few roll of quarters on and want to play some more. The
movie however wasn't a very good translation of the game. Apart from
the horrible fashion portrayed in the movie, it's a semi-decent
fighting movie to watch. The storyline stays fairly intact, even though
corny lines and kicks to the groin are a regular occurence. If the
cinematography had been better and the fighting better choreogaphed
this movie would have been a decent adaptation of the game.
8. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
The
original Tomb Raider revolutionized gaming with its third person
shooter feel and great 3D graphics for it's time. The 1996 arrival
thrilled many gamers and was played for a very long time, and spawned
multiple sequels; I lost count, but I believe it's somewhere around 7.
The movie however didn't do the same; even with a huge budget and the
always beautiful Angelina Jolie, it failed to deliver what most Tomb
Raider fans felt was a good representation of the game. The story line
was way off even though it made a decent action movie. If you were to
take James Bond, Indiana Jones, and Charlie's Angels, smash their heads
together and wipe away the blood, it would probably look something like
this movie. All in all a decent movie but horrible representation for
the game itself. The same goes for the second movie, even though it hit
way farther off the mark as far as story-line goes.
7. Super Mario Bros.

One
of the all time great games, a game that has a character so noticeable
that pretty much everyone in the free world could probably say his name
from just a little picture or description of the game. There have been
so many off-shoots and remakes of this game that pretty soon one would
think they will run out of ideas. This character is known as Mario, and
he has been Nintendo's powerhouse character for nearly 20 years. We all
know the story, save the princess, kill Koopa/Bowser, and have a happy
little ending. Apparently the multiple directors of this movie, never
played the game. While a play by play exactly of the game may get a
little boring, the only similarity between the game and movie is the
saving princess part. I don't remember Koopa having a plot to turn
every human into a monkey, but I may have just skipped that part I
guess. The movie itself is a decent one to watch if you have no desire
to see the Mario Bros. storyline. Somehow they turned the cheery and
fun world into a dark and depressing city run by an evil dictator who
evolved from a T-Rex. Personally I think they could have done a better
job of following the story, while still making it exciting.
6. Resident Evil
At some
point or another I'm pretty sure most gamers have at least heard of the
Resident Evil series, and it has come to signify a great achievement
for horror movies on consoles. The first few games were great, and even
though I personally believe the last few weren't the best, the series
is still made immortal by the great gameplay and story line of the
first. Now one would instantly assume that a movie based off the game
would be great as well, and it probably would have, had it ever been
made. Paul Anderson, director of Mortal Kombat, didn't seem to think
the original storyline was as good as everyone else did. This movie is
far off the mark, basically taking the great name of Resident Evil and
throwing it on what most people would just classify another boring
zombie movie, full of gore, blood, and poor acting. In the end,
whatever Anderson was going for wasn't anything close to giving this
great series a decent representation on the big screen, the movie
wasn't even scary, which is a must for zombie movies to succeed.
You've now made it half-way
through the list. The first half were mainly movies that either
followed the story with poor acting, or didn't follow the story and had
decent acting. Let me warn you, the second half of this list isn't for
the faint of heart, these truly are, in my eyes, the worst of the worst
when it comes to turning a video game into a movie. Watching these made
me cringe even though I hadn't played some of the games, not only was
the acting way way off, but the storyline was pretty much nowhere to be
seen.
5. Doom

Known
to many as quite possibly the greatest first person shooter to ever be
made, and considered by all to be one of the most revolutionary first
person shooters; Doom is given credit for being the first true
multiplayer FPS, one where you could be sitting next to the person you
just shot in the back. While other games created the genre, Doom
redefined it. Before Doom, FPS's were played in a linear manner
shooting only computer generated enemies, but thanks to id Software we
now have games like Counter-Strike and Halo. True, had Doom not done
what it did, someone else would have, but we got it sooner than
expected. Now to trying to make such an important game in the history
of gaming into a movie would be quite a task and director Andrzej
Bartkowiak thought he had the vision for the movie. He was ,however,
sorely mistaken. It's never really clear which of the Doom games this
is based off of. While the environment resembles that of Doom 3, the
storyline doesn't go along at all with any of the games. About the only
thing kept consistent was the way the laboratories looked in the movie.
And even though Doom, didn't have much of ga multi-layered storyline,
it still would have made the movie a whole lot better had they followed
it, atleast hardcore gaming fans would have liked it more. In most
gamers eyes this movie bombed, and while it was a decent film to watch
action wise, when you look at how it succeeded in carrying on the Doom
name it was absolutely appaling. Star actor The Rock even got nominated
for the Razzi Award of "Worst Actor". If your looking for something to
drain two hours out of your life, then sit down and watch it, but if
you want the next big thing in the Doom series, go buy Doom 3, or bang
your head against a wall until Doom 4 is released.
4. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

In a time
when Squaresoft was about to go under and have to shut it's doors, the
genious idea of one writer saved it, that same game has spawned
multiple sequels; each one having it's one storyline, feel and
gameplay. The game I'm talking about is the original Final Fantasy, so
aptly named because if it didn't do well, it was going to be the final
game Squaresoft ever produced. Luckily it succeeded gloriously and the
sequels I've referred to are some of the best RPG's ever created.
People always argue about which Final Fantasy was the best, usually the
top three listed are Final Fantasy III (also known as Final Fantasy
VI), Final Fantasy VII, and Final Fantasy Tactics. Of course each
person likes different games and I'm sure some people out there thought
FFVIII was an amazing game, while I thought it fell short in many areas
and didn't even finish it. However all FF fans agree on one thing, that
the series as a whole is amazing and greatly important to the evolution
of gaming. Now with over 13 different plot lines to pick from, somehow
the creators of Final Fantasy: The Spirit Within claim to be based off
of the games, but the only similarity I've ever noticed in the movie
was that one character was named Sid, and FF6 & 7 have a Cid in
them. Other than that the movie shows absolutely no similarities to the
games. While the movie was a pretty good cinematic achievement, that
was filled with some of the first really good looking CG, when trying
to say it was a movie for the Final Fantasy series, it was way, way
off. It lands so low on the list, because while it was a visually
stimulating movie, it lacked any relevance to any of the games.
3. Alone in the Dark

This
gloriously bad film takes the number three spot. The original game
itself had a great impact on video games, seeing as it used the first
3D characters ever, and kind of set the precedent for the rest of
horror survival games like Resident Evil and Silent Hill. This game had
a huge impact on not only the horror genre, but video games in general.
When I heard the movie was coming out I had hoped it would be done well
and pay homeage to the game, boy was I disappointed. This was directed
by the same person who destroyed House of the Dead and Bloodrayne, Mr.
Uwe Boll. What's worse was that there was an early script created that
followed the game storyline quite closely and is shot from the eyes of
a reporter following Carnby who's investigating paranormal stories. The
original script also kept very close to the feel of a H.P. Lovecraft
novel and the low-tech feel of the game. Instead Mr. Boll hired a crack
team of people, who should have been fired immediately after this movie
was released, to write a story that he apparently thought had all the
essentials of a good film, including ditsy blonde archealogist Tara
Reid, dog-like creatures from another dimension and Matrix like
battles. Most fans of the game were most disappointed with the movie
because Boll didn't incorporate anything even remotely close to
Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos, which had a M-A-J-O-R influence on the
game. The only semi-saving grace of this movie was the occasional scene
of cinematographic brilliance, however there were only about two in the
whole movie, which was nowhere near enough to save it. This bomb alos
managed to receive two Razzi Awards, one for worst actress (Tara Reid)
and one for worst direcctor (Uwe Boll). It was also named worst movie
of 2005 by the Stinker Bad Movie Awards and is ranked number 38 on
IMDB's bottom 100 list. All in all, this is an amazingly aweful movie,
though not quite as bad as Bloodrayne or House of the Dead.
2. Bloodrayne
This
was a game that upon release did amazingly well, and even produced an
equally appealing sequel. The game takes place in Nazi Germany, and as
the main character, you basically run around gunning down Nazi's with
disregard, drinking blood, and basically raising hell. It also has
elements of stealth in it, and brings fresh new aspects to gameplay,
storyline, and overall feel of the game. When Mr. Uwe Boll took this
movie on, many people were skeptical that it was going to turn out like
another House of the Dead. Now, it wasn't as bad as House of the Dead,
but those people were awful close in their predictions. For some
unknown reason he decided to have the movie take place in some medieval
time period instead of Germany, and turns the movie into some kind of
holy war, one in which Rayne gets help along the way from what appear
to be holy vampire slayers, slayers which appear nowhere in the game.
Add in all the other things that never appear in the game, which seemed
like everything except Rayne herself, and you have a very poorly
translated film. But if that was all that was bad about it, it would
still be exciting to watch, but this is quite possibly some of the
worst acting and fighting scenes I have ever seen. There are a few
scenes in which Rayne is performing acrobatics and instead of doing one
fluid motion, you can actually see where she just stands there and then
jumps into a roll. For some reason Mr. Boll also felt like it was
necessary to put in a bunch of cheesy and out of place lines that when
you hear them you just think, "HAHAHAHA." When you try to take a great
game like Bloodrayne and transform it into a movie, it would definitely
be do-able, but Uwe Boll had another bomb with this one, and IMDB.com
agrees seeing as Bloodrayne is #91 in their 100 bottom movies of all
time.
1. House of the Dead
Well,
you've made it to the number one worst movie based off of a video game.
The winner of this award goes to yet another Uwe Boll movie, House of
the Dead. The game was a very big arcade hit and played by all kinds of
people, it was also the first arcade game to allow the players to
choose different branches in the plot depending on the choices they
make in game. This was a very large breakthrough in games and people
loved being able to play a game that was non-linear. As always, one
would assume that a important game would create a great movie, but as
this list alone will atest to, thats simply not true. Upon watching the
movie I had to hold back laughing through most of it due to the
horrible acting, horrible set/costumes, and even worse storyline. A
group of teenagers travel to an island where the rave of the year is
occuring, only to find no one there and very quickly find out why. The
movie picks up fast and is horrible the whole way through. Just like
Alone in the Dark, apart from a few cinematographic moments that were
pretty cool, this movie is horrible all the way around. I will give
Boll credit for incorporating some of the clips from the game into the
movie but it really didn't make sense considering the storyline is
completely different. The only thing I noticed that carried over from
the game to the movie, apart from the zombies and killing them, was the
main character is named Curien, which you don't even find out until the
very end of the movie. Now I would recommend you to go see this movie
simply to see the horrible quality of it, it is ranked #21 on IMDB's
bottom 100. So with horrible storyline, horrible acting, and horrible
everything else The House of the Dead, while a great arcade game,
turned out to be another absolutely horrible movie produced by Mr. Uwe
Boll; hopefully his next three video game conversions won't be as
terrible as the three I listed.
Well this
list has come to an end, and I must say I enjoyed writing it. There are
definitely more lists coming out soon, but with work and other things
I'm shooting for about one a week. Hopefully you enjoyed reading this
one; if you disagree with what I said, by all means make a comment,
I'll check them often and be happy to discuss other opinions on the
topic. I'd also like to thank wikipedia.org for having a list of
movie's that were based on video games.